Cry-Baby | The Underrated Masterpiece of 1990

Cry-Baby (1990) Directed by John Waters Shown from left: Traci Lords (as Wanda Woodward), Johnny Depp (as Wade ‘Cry-Baby’ Walker), Ricki Lake (as Pepper Walker), Darren E. Burrows (as Milton Hackett), Kim McGuire (as Hatchet-Face)

Written By: Chase Bridges

With films such as Grease and Hairspray hitting pop culture hard in the 80’s, it was about time that someone came in to make fun of it all. The art of parody has been mastered by many in the world of cinema over the years, most notably by big names like Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder. However, when it came to creating the parody for the greaser genre who was better than one of it’s originators?

John Waters just came off of the hit film Hairspray, and decided to poke fun at it with his next film. He wrote and directed Cry-Baby, starring Johnny Depp. The film is about a young juvenile delinquent named Crybaby, and his gang of “drapes.” They are a white trash gang consisting of Crybaby’s sister, Pepper, who even though is only 16 has two kids and one on the way. A girl named Hatchet Face, her boyfriend Milton, and a blonde bombshell named Wanda.

This gang is living the good life at their favorite hang out, Turkey Point. Which is owned by Crybaby and Pepper’s grandparents (played by Iggy Pop and Susan Tyrell.) Not only are they all best friends but they’re also a band! Performing rock and roll with King Crybaby himself as the lead singer.

When Crybaby falls in love with Allison, who is a square (the preppy kids in town), things descend into chaos. Its the classic Romeo and Juliet forbidden love that we all love to see. A giant turf war breaks out between all of the drapes and the squares. Sending Crybaby to prison!

Will Crybaby get out of prison? Does he get the girl? Will Pepper have her baby?? I’m not going to tell you. You should definitely watch the film for yourself as it is an absolute masterpiece that has somehow been hidden in modern pop culture. So what makes it so great?

This film does everything right, it makes fun of films like Grease while still telling a really fun story for itself. The acting is top notch, but not in the way that you think. The actors perform the goofy lines so dramatically, that it would give the cast of Riverdale a run for it’s money. The overacting does a great job of making fun of how awkward it is for adults to say high school slang like John Travolta does in Grease.

The cast does a great job of over acting, but they also excel at the comedic delivery of the actual jokes. Hilarious one liners such as “My brother wouldn’t touch your titties with a ten foot pole!” are perfectly timed throughout the entire hour and a half film. Johnny Depp, coming off of the hit show 21 Jump Street, gives a performance that shows just how talented he really is. Nailing the goofy, over exaggerated, bad boy character that cries a single tear whenever he’s sad.

Another layer of this comedic onion of a film, is the music. Crybaby and gang sing a total of twelve songs in the film, all of them home runs. Whether it’s Crybaby introducing himself to the audience with the song “King Cry-Baby” or Allison begging for his release from jail with the amazingly catchy “Please Mr. Jailer.” The songs are just as entertaining and catchy as all of your favorites from Grease, West Side Story, Hairspray, etc.

Johnny Depp as Cry-Baby Walker

After the film, John Water’s took his latest creation back to the stage and Cry-Baby actually went on to enjoy a run on Broadway. The musical even acquired quite a bit of success, getting nominated for four Tony awards.

The film is one of my personal favorites in the comedy/musical genre, and over the years it has become something of a cult classic. However, I don’t think that’s good enough for a film as hilarious and fun as this one. I highly recommend it, and hope you think of it for your next movie night at home.

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